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HOMEWRECKER
by
Kelly Stuart
LIGHTS UP
GEORGE W. BUSH- appears in a square of extremely bright
white light.
BUSH
If you're sick and tired
of the politics
of cynicism and polls and principles,
come and join this campaign.
A SOUND OF A SOB, OFF SOMEWHERE. BUSH LOOKS FOR IT’S
SOURCE, THEN CONTINUES:
This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past.
In the past we
were certain,
we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past.
ANOTHER SOB
We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals
aimed at each
other to keep the peace.
SOB. GASP, FROM OFF SOMEWHERE. BUSH LOOKS AROUND QUICKLY,
DISTRACTED, THEN
CONTINUES.
That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though
it's an uncertain
world, we're certain of some things.
A SCREAM FROM OFF SOMEWHERE
We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have
passed, evil still
remains.
We're certain there are people that can't stand what America
stands for. ...
A VERY QUIET RELENTLESS CRYING:
LIGHTS SHIFT:
CINDY AND BETH IN AN AIRPORT LOUNGE - NEW YORK
BETH:
Is he picking you up?
CINDY
Not at the gate. I have to walk to the car.
BETH
With a scarf around your face?
CINDY
No. It’s not that bad.
BETH
But he hunches down in the car.
CINDY
He has a driver.
He sits in the back, the windows are tinted.
BETH
So, it’s not like he’s told his wife.
CINDY
Oh, he’s told her. He’s told her. His whole family
knows. His mother and
father want him to leave her. His father loves me.
BETH
Pony.
CINDY
Yes. Pony.
BETH
Pony Duke.
CINDY
Shhhh.
BETH
It’s funny.
CINDY
Well he is from Texas.
BETH
I got an email from James.
CINDY
Oh?
BETH
He said his wife wants to invite me up for the weekend.
CINDY
Oh.
BETH
I don’t understand that. I don’t understand it.
CINDY
Well, that’s very English.
BETH
Is it? Is it? It’s insane. Can you imagine? Me watching
them go into the
bedroom together?
CINDY
I’ve never met Toby’s wife.
BETH
No.
CINDY
No. No. I don’t want to meet her. I don’t ever want to
see her.
BETH
James doesn’t have sex with his wife. He says they don’t
have sex.
CINDY
Neither does Toby. Not for two years.
BETH
But didn’t you say Toby’s wife was going to have a baby?
CINDY
Well, there was just that once.
She lured him. She got him drunk, that’s what he
said. Toby’s very virile.
BETH
Yes. He must be.
CINDY
Very very virile. It just took that once.
BETH
And they have-- four kids?
CINDY
Three. This baby will make three.
BETH
James doesn’t have children. He doesn’t like children.
He drinks like a
fish. He’s really unhappy. What the hell is she
doing with him. this woman
he lives with, why doesn’t she fucking take care of him.
Why doesn’t she
try to stop him from drinking. What is her problem.
CINDY
I don’t know.... Toby is really unhappy with Sheila.
BETH
Yes.
CINDY
Really unhappy. He’s miserable.
BETH
And he’s told her he’s leaving.
CINDY
Yes. She knows. She doesn’t know why. We
have to do it carefully or she--
BETH
Do it carefully how?
CINDY
He’s seeing a lawyer. It must be done right or she’ll...
BETH
... get all his money.
CINDY
Yes....No... to take care of the children. So she doesn’t
get custody.
She’ll use it against him. She’ll never let him see them
again. Things have
to be done... they must be done responsibly.
BETH
James will never leave his wife.
CINDY
I’m sorry.
BETH
I don’t want him to. I’m a homewrecker, not a homemaker
but she shouldnt let
him drink like that.
CINDY
Well, that’s very English.
BETH
And she doesn’t have sex with him. I find that very sad.
Because, he’s
trying to break it off with me, he’s trying to break it
off because he feels
so much anxiety. So now, has he at fifty decided
to give up sex? Is that
what he’s doing? He’s chosen to give up sex and
just drink.
CINDY
That too is very English.
BETH
I find it very sad.
CINDY
So, he doesn’t want to have sex with you either.
BETH
I don’t know. It’s confusing. It seems like
he does, but then he sends me
this thing, he says, I warn you, Missy wants to invite you
up for the weekend
and I want to say, what the hell are you thinking? How am I
supposed to react
to that. There’s no context for this information. He drops
it at my feet like
a dead rat. Are we supposed to fight over him? Is that
what he wants? Her
and I? Does he have a fucking feeling? His heart is an
ice cube.
CINDY
So what do you see in him.
BETH
Epic cock.
If only he had feelings.
CINDY
I’m sure he has feelings.
BETH
If he does, he doesn’t know what they are. Of course, I
try to tell him what
his feelings are. I figure out what he’s feeling and then
I help him to know.
I help him to know what he’s feeling. I shouldn’t
have to do that.
CINDY
But that’s what we do.
BETH
You do that for Toby?
CINDY
Toby is American. He knows what he feels. He’s crazy about
me. He just has to
do things carefully now.
BETH
I could meet his wife if he wanted me to meet her. I
could go there and
pretend that I’m a friend. I could do it if he just said
what I should do.
But what if that means, it’s over with us? I
believed, for a year, I have
been believing he loved me. He promised that he would
see me HERE. See me
HERE. He said that he would. And, look, I know
how to behave with his wife.
I could do it. But what it all makes me realize is...
What I think now, what I fear is,
This whole time he’s been LYING TO ME. He’s been LYING
to me. And I can’t
stand to be lied to.
CINDY
No. I can’t either.
BETH
I need someone who’s honest.
Because of course. I cannot hurt his wife. He said
she’d be-- What’s that
expression? “Gutted”. She would be gutted. So why
is she not even fucking
him now? What’s the problem. Now I’m the one
who’s gutted. It’s ME who is
gutted. Because I’ve been lied to.
CINDY
Does your husband know about James?
BETH
No. I could never tell my husband.
CINDY
You know, I think that taxi driver hated us.
BETH
I noticed that too. How he slammed on the brakes.
CINDY
I get drivers like that all the time. I inspire
hatred.
BETH
They just don’t approve.
CINDY
Of our conversation?
BETH
I think it’s better not to say too much in taxis.
CINDY
Perhaps not.
BETH
You think it should be-- anonymous really. You’d
think it’s a place to say
anything you want. these drivers can barely speak
English in any case. How
can they even know what the hell we’ve been saying.
CINDY
I think they just pretend not to speak English.
BETH
It’s true.
CINDY
They speak English when the tip is too small. They
speak English when they
tell you you’re wrong about taking the West Side Highway
at rush hour. And
that one really hated my guts.
BETH
He hated us both. It wasn’t just you.
CINDY
Why are they all, what. Pakistani?
BETH
Is that what it is?
CINDY
It’s all some family business taxi license mafia.
BETH
Anyway, they hate us for being fucking infidels.
CINDY
This one guy sprayed lysol on the seat when I got out. I
said, SORRY I WASN’T
WEARING A VEIL. SORRY MY CLITORIS WASN’T CUT OFF.
BETH
Do they do that?
CINDY
I don’t know. Probably. They hate us because--
BETH
We’re such sluts.
CINDY
That is not what I am at all.
BETH
It’s how I’ve come to regard myself though.
CINDY
This is the first time I--
BETH
I ran into Fred the other day...with his wife.
CINDY
The Danish woman?
BETH
Right. Danish. Right.
CINDY
The one he left.
BETH
He was with her at this bar and she’d lost fifty pounds
but she looked like a
zombie. She was wearing all these bracelets, these cheap
plastic beads like
something a thirteen year old would wear. I felt sorry
for her. She was
clearly rattled to see me, really rattled. I spoiled her
whole evening. And I
thought... None of this matters. None of this. Who’s
fucking who. It
really... in the big picture. It’s all nothing. So why do
we suffer so much
about it? And he stood there grinning and flirting
with me. A horrible
simulacrum of a man. She went white as a cow skull. I
wanted to tell her,
Look, I’m sorry I fucked your husband. I’m sorry.
I was young and stupid
then but you are fifty three what the hell is your problem?
Find someone
else. Then two weeks later I ran into him again. He
was at the same bar with
his girlfriend--25. she looks exactly like his wife.
It was surreal. The 25
year old version of his wife. Only slightly less spiritually
dead. Only
slightly less emotionally shellshocked. She had a
tight controlled little
voice and spectacles that screamed “I’m an
intellectual”. short black
feathery hair and we were talking about politics and I
mentioned that my
mother was voting for Bush she was going to vote for Bush
and I said you do
that, mother, if you do that, I will never speak to you
again. And the new
girlfriend said, “Oh.” she said “Oh”. and Fred
said “Have you?” “Of
course not.” I said.
And I haven’t it fact, though my mother has sent me dozens
of emails and
cards and left messages. I will never talk to her again. I
have to have some
sort of integrity. I mean, how can you vote for-- how can
you vote for a man
with the attention span of a gold fish? Really, I
can’t believe I came out
of her body. Then Fred said, “You know what
your problem is? You don’t
know how to manage your bitterness.” And I could
have said a whole lot of
things in that moment, things that would have upset his
apple cart. But I
didn’t. It would have just proved he was right. And then
they both left and I
sat there alone getting drunk and watching the Mets lose the
world series.
Walking home I tried to run across the street and I fell
flat on my face in
front of an oncoming cab. I just saw the
headlights. In an instant And I
thought about that, how cab drivers hate me. I thought, this
wouldn’t be all
that bad. Maybe It’s all going to be over in a
moment. But then he came to a
screeching halt. I got up.I’d skinned my knees and ripped
my pants and
everybody was staring at me. I swore at them and
limped down into the subway
to disappear. To just disappear.
CINDY
Beth.
BETH
Uh huh.
CINDY
I’m pregnant.
BETH
Oh my god.
CINDY
Yes. I’m pregnant. We intentionally did not use
birth control. Almost on
purpose. I remember that weekend.
BETH
How far along exactly?
CINDY
Six weeks.
BETH
The same as his wife.
CINDY
He wants to have a baby with me. He’s building me a house.
BETH
You’re almost as far along as his wife.
CINDY
Maybe it isn’t even his baby.
BETH
Yours or the wife’s.
CINDY
Hers. I meant hers. Maybe it isn’t his baby at all and
she’s just doing the
whole thing to keep him. I told him he should get a
paternity test, he should
ask for it, he should demand it, but of course. It’s
ungentlemanly, that’s
what he said, if he asked her for that. And that’s how he
is. Toby is very
considerate that way. He always takes the high road.
BETH
It does seem sort of spiteful.
CINDY
It’s very difficult when you’re rich, I mean, that kind
of wealth...
everybody wants it. People will... people will do
anything... not me of
course. I don’t need his money.
BETH
Not after your grandmother dies.
CINDY
But I’m having... we’re going to have the baby. He loves
children. He’s
building me a house in West Texas.
BETH
Then I’m happy for you.
CINDY
It’s going to work out. It takes patience, that’s all.
BETH
I’ve emailed all week. He doesn’t write back. He
doesn’t call. I can’t call
him. Why am I going? I sold my mothers diamond ring for the
plane fare and
now he doesn’t even want to see me. Sold it in the diamond
district for half
of it’s value. And now he’s feeling anxiety.
CINDY
I know. I know. I know how it feels.
FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT
CINDY
That’s me.
BETH
I hope my fucking plane crashes, I was hoping it would
crash, but now it’s
delayed.
CINDY
It’s going to be fine.
Goodbye dear. Good luck.
BETH
Good luck with Toby. Good luck with the baby.
CINDY
Good luck with James.
CINDY EXITS. BETH SITS ALONE.
BUSH APPEARS. BETH WATCHES HIM SPEAK
BUSH
We’re certain there are madmen in this world and there’s
terror and there’s
missles and I’m certain of this too-- I don’t want
nations feeling that they
can bully ourelves and our allies.
BETH PULLS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER. READS:
BETH
I could possibly see you given due discretion if that ‘s
what you want. I
could see you. What does that mean? See. See and what else?
It will be good
to see and talk to you again. Does that mean we
won’t do anything else?
BUSH
I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy. We'll let
our friends be the
peacekeepers and the great country called America will be
the pacemakers.
BETH
I do love you. With quotes. With quotes over Love You.
Quotes denoting what?
Not Love. “Love”. Quote Love Unquote. Meaning what. I
can’t... I can’t... I
don’t understand you.
BUSH
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation
hostile or hold
our allies hostile.
BETH
It’s the LANGUAGE you use that drives me crazy. It’s
this fucking language.
BUSH
Now some of my advisors, they said, 'You know, this issue
doesn't seem to
resignate with the people.'
BETH
I could see you should you want given due discretion. I
could. Should you
want. Are you doing me a favor? Bestowing a mercy on
me? The mercy of you.
BUSH
And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not
doesn't matter
to me,...
BETH
You could give me your mercy if I should still want it
given due discretion
or do you perhaps actually WANT but are you UNABLE to
say I want or do you
NOT want and I am imposing.
BUSH
Because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what
the right thing is
hearing the voices of people who work.
BETH
Your language, the way you use language absolves you of all
responsibility
for this. Your language Your fucking language is killing me.
BLACKOUT
BUSH APPEARS AGAIN, IN A SQUARE OF NEON. HE STEPS FORWARD
INTO VERY BRIGHT
LIGHT.
BUSH
I've got a reason for running. I talk about a larger goal,
which is to call
upon the best of America.
BUSH GAINS STRENGTH AND CONFIDENCE. HE’S GRINNING WARMLY:
It's part of the renewal. It's reform and renewal. Part of
the renewal is a
set of high standards and to remind people that the
greatness of America
really does depend on neighbors helping neighbors and
children finding
mentors.
SOUND OF SOBBING AND PRAYING IN SPANISH. BUSH SPEAKS OVER
IT.
I worry. I'm very worried about, you know, the kid who just
wonders whether
America is meant for him. I really worry about that. And uh,
so, I'm running
for a reason. I'm answering this question here and the
answer is, you cannot
lead America to a positive tomorrow with revenge on one's
mind.
SOUNDS OF CRYING, VIOLENCE: BUSH SUCCESFULLY TUNES THEM OUT.
Revenge is so incredibly negative. And so to answer your
question, I'm going
to win because people sense my heart, know my sense of
optimism and know
where I want to lead the country.
SOUND OF PIERCING SCREAM AND THEN A SOUND LIKE A SKULL BEING
SMASHED BY A
BLUNT OBJECT. BUSH HAS STOPPED SPEAKING. BRIEF SILENCE. BUSH
LOOKS AROUND
CONFUSED.
BETH ENTERS WITH A ROLLING SUITCASE. SHE’S IN LONDON.
TABLEUX AS SHE ENTERS,
LOOKS AROUND, WAITS FOR SOMEONE. BUSH CONTINUES TO SPEAK.
BUSH
I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
As governor of Texas, I
have set high standards for our public schools, and I have
met those
standards. Laura and I really don't realize how bright
our children is
sometimes until we get an objective analysis. Rarely is the
question asked:
Is our children learning? One of the common
denominators I have found is
that expectations rise above that which is expected.
We ought to make the
pie higher.
JAMES ENTERS. BETH IS TURNED AWAY FROM HIM, DOESN’T SEE
HIM.
BUSH
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas,
quotas they basically
delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate,
quotas, I think
vulcanize society.
JAMES LOOKS AT HER DISDAINFULLY. BETH STARTS TO EXIT. JAMES
MOVES CENTER
STAGE. BETH IS LOOKING AROUND. JAMES STRIKES A DANDYISH
POSE.
So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is
saying, their
relative positions, but that's my position.
BETH TURNS AND SEES JAMES. THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew
exactly who they
were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was.
Today, we are not so
sure who the they are, but we know they're there. Quotas are
bad for America.
It's not the way America is all about. Unfairly but
truthfully, our party has
been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for
example. And we're
not a party of anti-immigrants.
BETH WALKS INTO JAMES’ ARMS. HE EMBRACES HER. KISSES HER
MOUTH AND THEN
STIFFENS AND TURNS HIS HEAD AWAY. JAMES EXITS. BETH FOLLOWS
Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people.
The administration
I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on
what's best for
America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women
who will see
service to our country as a great privilege and who will not
stain the house.
LIGHTS OUT.
LIGHTS UP. LONDON A PUB: BETH AND JAMES. BOTH ARE
DRINKING.
JAMES
No.
BETH
Okay.
JAMES
I just can’t.
BETH
Okay. I understand.
JAMES
It’s too hard. I’m not strong enough.
BETH
It’s cool.
JAMES
No it’s not. I see that it’s not.
BETH
No. Whatever.
JAMES
There’s too much anxiety. For me. I’m not strong.
We’re in the middle of
renegotiating our mortgage.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
Missy wants to move to Oxford. But what can we afford there?
I mean. I don’t
do this.
BETH
No. I know.
JAMES
Only three or four times. In twenty six years.
BETH
Three or four?
JAMES
This is not what I do.
BETH
I thought you said one.
JAMES
Pardon?
BETH
When we met, you said there was just one. You said there was
a woman you had
an affair with. You said that you told her, it just wasn’t
right, or it
wasn’t...something. So now I imagine, I’m in the same
category. I’m...what.
So then,there were more than just that one. Three or four,
is that something
more recent? Since we were first together and you said there
was one? Does
that mean two or three others besides me? Or am I included
in the total. And
why two OR three. OR? WHAT IS OR. DON’T YOU FUCKING KNOW?
JAMES
Im a rabbit. I’m fucked. I just am not strong enough.
BETH
You said one.
JAMES
You should go to Ireland.
BETH
I came all this way.
JAMES
You should go to Dublin, look up your ancestors.
BETH
They worked worked hard enough to leave. Why should I go
back.
JAMES
What are you going to do?
(beat)
Let me give you a foot massage.
BETH
What?
JAMES
Just a foot massage. I promise, that’s all.
BETH
That’s what you said the very first time.
JAMES
This time I mean it. A foot massage that’s all. It’s all
I can manage.
BETH
I don’t want a foot massage.
JAMES
Let’s just go to your room.
BETH
You’re just going to give me a foot massage.
JAMES
Yes.
It is good to see you. It’s so good to see you. It is
isn’t it?
BETH
Yes. So why can’t you?
JAMES
I told you I can’t.
BETH
Okay
JAMES
I’m too anxious. I’m fucked. I can’t do it. I’ll
give you a foot massage.
BETH
No. That’s too intimate.
JAMES
The first time I ever saw you, it was like... I was looking
at myself. Its so
weird. It’s like, we’re IN each others bodies.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
I mean, it’s like I know you so well, and you’re me, and
I’m you.
BETH
I know.
JAMES
Don’t you think our relationship is weird.
BETH
I want it to end. I want it to stop. But it doesn’t go
away.It’s like you’re
always with me. Everything I look at, I’m seeing it for
you. It’s for you.
Every moment. It makes it all more intense. Life.
JAMES
Yes. It’s very intense.
BETH
But you want it to stop.
JAMES
I’m sitting here trying. Yes. It should stop.
BETH
I guess, we should just be friends.
JAMES
But there is still this sexual desire, this, intense sexual
desire. I mean,
I’ve never had anything so intense. I don’t mean, it’s
not that we’re
swinging from the chandeliers or anything, it’s just so
intense.
BETH
I love you.
JAMES
And I think you’re REALLY talented.
Let me just give you a foot massage now. I’m-- me and
Missy, it’s all about
companionship. We never had-- it was not about passion, not
about sex, more
about companionship.
I had , I mean, there was something sexual between me and
Tracie. But then
there was Ken, and you can’t do that. I do love
women. I think women are
better. Sometimes it feels almost like I am a woman. I must
have been... the t
hing of it is, I must have KNOWN you in some past life.
Because, you and I,
we have this connection. We have this connection. In some
past life, I was
probably your mother. But this other thing, this just
isn’t done.
BETH
Stay with me tonight.
JAMES
Beth, I just can’t.
BETH
Where are you staying?
JAMES
With Lucinda. Bethnal Green. East London. East End. I’ll
have to get back
there. That’s where my things are. I can’t. I just
can’t.
You remember Lucinda, right? She’s here in
London now, she’s just lost her
job. She’s been a good friend to me, I haven’t been so
good to her, but
she’s been good to me. She’s had trouble with her
boyfriend. He wants to
move in with her, they’re trying to decide if they’re
going to be together.
They don’t love each other really. But I said, let him.
Let him move in.
There’s somethng sexual between her and I. It’s not
about passion, not
always about that. Lucinda has been through a lot with the
guy. She had an
abortion and I had to take her. That was pretty hard on
Missy. Not because it
was mine, but, to do that for a woman... But the guy, he
just could not
handle it. I took Lucinda to the doctor and I waited, and I
drove her home
afterwards. She has been a friend. I have to catch a train
back tomorrow but
we could have breakfast together.
BETH
You and Lucinda or you and me.
JAMES
You and... You and I of course Beth. I do love you you know.
But I can’t.
BETH
If you change your mind about me.
JAMES
What?
BETH
If you change your mind about me. If you want me. If you
want to stay with
me. What I’m trying to say is, I’m there for you. I’m
there. You’ve been,
this-- you’ve given me a lot, a lot of inspiration, a lot
of life force.
JAMES
I do not deserve your friendship or your love.
BETH
But if you want it, it’s yours.
JAMES
Let me give you a foot massage.
BETH
And that’s all.
JAMES
Thats all. I’m being terribly unfair.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
I’m fucked.
BETH
I wish I were.
JAMES
I suppose. I suppose. After all this.
It would be terribly ungallant of me.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
What do you want to do?
LIGHTS OUT.
BUSH CLICKS ON A FLASHLIGHT UNDER HIS CHIN, WEIRDLY
ILLUMATING HIS FACE.
BUSH
I'm an optimistic person. I'm an inherently content person.
I've got a great
sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why
I'm running.
OFF SOMEWHERE,A WOMAN SCREAMS IN GRIEF “NO! NO!
FALLS INTO A MUTED SOBBING.
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room
care, we're going to
have gag orders. I know the human being and fish can
coexist peacefully.
The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful
president when it comes
to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president,
it's going to be
hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
LIGHTS UP. NEW YORK CINDY AND BETH IN A WEST VILLAGE BAR.
CINDY IS WEARING A
BABY BLUE COWBOY HAT, SATIN JEANS AND BABY BLUE SUEDE JACKET
WITH FRINGE.
CINDY
Do you like it?
BETH
Oh, yeah.
CINDY
He took me to the oil fields. They haven’t struck oil yet,
they’re just
drilling with this towering rig. All these men working. The
men were so
homespun, down to earth. Just, Real People. At first when we
arrived we
couldn’t go on the site because there had been some sort
of violence. A
shooting. The men there are wild. Just, very primitive.
Animal. But also very
pure. We had to wait until things were cleaned up. I think
Toby had to go in
and take care of things. Toby is great, so great with the
men. He sent me off
with Billy, who works for him. Billy took me riding. Then
Toby came and
fetched me and then we went shopping, then we went to see
the rig. Very few
people know about oil, where oil comes from, how oil is
produced, what you
have to go through to get it. It’s an arduous process. And
it’s really such
a gamble. What Toby does, it’s not unlike the small
farmer. He’s staking
everything he’s got.
BETH
His whole trust fund.
CINDY
Yes, that and more. All the money he got from investors,
he’s RESPONSIBLE for
all this money. For everyone’s money and what happens to
it.
BETH
How’s the house?
CINDY
We stayed at a motel. We had sex in the jacuzzi. The
landscape there is
really incredible.
BETH
What about house he’s building for you.
CINDY
Well we were in Odessa. The house will be in Midlands.
BETH
So you haven’t seen the house.
CINDY
He showed me the plans.
BETH
Cindy..., shouldn’t you stop smoking.
CINDY
Oh of course darling. Yes. I’m cutting down.
BETH
And drinking.
CINDY
I’ll just have this one. I’ve had excruciating morning
sickness and somehow
this helps. You had that?
BETH
The minute I had the abortion it stopped.
CINDY
I’m not going to have an abortion. I’m having a baby.
BETH
Yes, of course yes. You’re having a baby. But maybe Cindy,
you ought to stop
drinking.
CINDY
One glass of wine is supposed to be good.
BETH
That’s beer. I think, beer. Because of the minerals.
CINDY
We fucked so much I thought I’d never walk again. Now I
have a bladder
infection. It is just so hard when I leave. I was sitting in
the airport,
crying and shaking. I don’t know what it is about leaving
him, it just hurts
so much. It hurts Beth, it hurts. I’m not going to see him
again for two
months.
BETH
Why?
CINDY
Because he’s got to oversee the building of our house. And
end things with
her. He is finally going to end it. He told her he’s
leaving her. The thing
about him is-- his main occupation is taking care of the
children. He’s such
a good father. He just loves his children. He’s ending it
now, but he asked
me for time. And I have got to give that to him.
BETH
Don’t cry Cindy. I know how you feel. I’m sorry. I’m
sorry.
CINDY
I am at the mercy of so many forces. It’s hard. It just
hurts so much. It’s
like I have all these chemicals inside me. You love someone
you’re filled
with these chemicals really. I suppose it does a terrible
thing to one’s
nerves. Rewires them. I do love it in Texas. Texas is great.
But if I live
there. If I move there Beth, what will happen to my voice
over work? What
will happen to me? I mean. Texas Beth. Texas. I will have to
fly back and
forth. I can’t, I just cannot give up my apartment.
And yet, I can’t stand
to be away for a minute. It’s like some part of me has
been hacked off and is
hemorrhaging blood into the ether, my life force Beth, my
entire life.
BETH
Yes. I feel exactly, exactly the same. He. It was terrible.
Terrible Cindy.
He came with me to my hotel and he...to the hotel that I
paid with with the
money from my mothers diamond ring. I thought the story of
the diamond ring,
of me selling it, I thought he’d find it amusing or--
moving even, it proves
how much I’d do for him. Literally Cindy. I’d do
anything for him. So I told
him. That I’d sold the diamond ring to come there, that it
belonged to my
mother. And he said... “What would your mother think about
that?” He was
serious. What would my mother think. Has he not noticed that
I HATE MY
MOTHERS GUTS. I mean, how many times have I mentioned that
to him. My fucking
mother who voted for BUSH and now she’s going to get her
way. She’s getting
her way, isn’t she Cindy.
CINDY
Yes.
BETH
You see Cindy, the problem is. He just cannot come. He
can’t come in me.
CINDY
In you?
BETH
Or with me or anything else. He doesn’t like oral sex at
all either, or
something. I don’t know. I try, he won’t let me. I
thought he liked it in
the beginning. When we were first together I gave him a blow
job. I gave him
two or three of them if I remember. There was something he
said about
feminism then. About,... something about how it must be
unpleasant for women.
But I assured him I loved giving blow jobs. I mean it, I do.
I really do like
it. He... he seemed to like it in the beginning but now when
I start sucking
he pushes me away. Then he tries to fuck me but he just
doesn’t come. He can
fuck me for hours but he can’t come himself. And its
really Awful. It makes
me feel disgusting. I think, deep down he just finds me
repulsive.
CINDY
You’re not repulsive. It’s just that he’s English.
BETH
No. I’m repulsive. Repulsive to him. We fucked. We were
fucking. And I had
come like three times at least. And he turned to me and
said, “are you a
happy bunny?” “Yes.” And then I said, “Are
you?” He said “No.” and just
turned his face away.
Then we went down to this bar to have a drink and he went
off to this place
in East London. He wouldn’t stay with me.
CINDY
He’s obviously afraid of you.
BETH
That’s what I think too. Maybe that’s it. He loves me so
much he’s afraid of
his feelings.
CINDY
He’s afraid of all the pain you make him feel when
you’re far away.
BETH
I guess that’s why he won’t call me, or write to
me now. Because he’s
afraid.
CINDY
That’s it. He’s afraid.
BETH
I mean, that’s what he told me. How frightened he is. Of
renegotiating the
mortgage, and of Missy, finding out, hurting Missy, and...
he’s just lost his
job. He isn’t working, and everything’s precarious.
He’s had this terrible
problem with his ear, with his ear canal. He’s had two
operations. He can’t
really hear in his left ear and he said it makes him
disoriented. During the
summer, he wanted to die. He told me that. I was really
afraid. I used to
sneak out of the house at five am. I said I was jogging but
I’d go to Battery
park. The sun would be rising over the Statue of Liberty.
I’d look off to the
East and I’d think, that’s where he is. And I’d call
him from this phone
booth. Surrounded by junkies. To reassure him that he
shouldnt die, that
things would get better if he just had more patience, and
trust and faith and
hope. He has so much trouble BELIEVING in himself. I said,
if only you could
see yourself through my eyes, the way I see you. I believe
in you James. I
know you’re going to get through this alright. You’ll be
better in the end.
You’ll find a better job. And he said that really helped.
He said it was
empowering. But now, but now... He just couldn’t come.
I looked in his eyes.
He just looked, so sad. And then he...
CINDY
He went off with this-- Lucinda.
BETH
Yes. His friend. She’s his friend. In East London. I mean,
that’s where he’s
staying, that’s his cover story. There’s nothing going
on with Lucinda,
otherwise, how could he stay there with her? I think Missy
would be onto
that, don’t you?
CINDY
You know what Toby wants to do with his money? He wants to
build an opera
house. He wants to build an opera house and fund an
endowment so there can be
culture, so there can be art. And I think, I represent that
for him. I’m his
entre into this world. Through me, he’s met so many
interesting people.
It’s when he’s with me that he’s really free. He’s
free. He’s free. And he
finds himself then. He finds out who he Really Is. A man who
can bring in
culture and light and art to these, very simple homespun
people. And I think,
I bring a bit of elegance to his life. You know what his
wife does? She plays
cards. She’s a professional gambler.
BETH
Wow.
CINDY
Yes. Shes a professional gambler. Isn’t that telling?
She clearly only wanted him for his money. And everyone
knows that. His whole
family knows that. They’re on my side.
BETH
How did they make their money in the first place?
CINDY
Tobacco. Many generations ago.
BETH
Now they’ve moved on to oil.
CINDY
Well Toby is very independent.
BETH
I think I’m very good for James, because I’m
American. That’s what he
needs. He needs some fucking American in him. Their whole
English, whole
fucking CLASS SYSTEM. Whole fucking stuck in the gloom and
depression.
Americans, if we say something we do it. We do what we say.
We get up and do
it. We don’t ponder the history of twelve hundred
years. We don’t sit
around and wait for the queen. If you’re down, and your
American, you try and
improve. He’s so depressive. He’s so. God damn it!
He’s so fucking MORAL.
He’s all hung up on MORALITY. And guilt. I say why? Why if
nobody knows.
We’re not hurting anyone. Why can’t we enjoy it. Why
can’t we just enjoy
each other. What’s so bad about Adultry Cindy? I thought
adultery was
supposed to be FUN. It should be FUN. Or else. WHY DO IT.
But this is not
fun. This so very not fun. Because of his fucking English
gloom and English
guilt. Nothing makes him happy. I mean, if I can’t make
him happy, what can?
What can?
CINDY
It’s true. I’m sure. To him you’re a goddess.
BETH
I am a goddess yes. And he should be fucking grateful.
CINDY
But that’s not how the English are.
BETH
No. They’re not grateful. They’re not fucking grateful.
They’re still trying
to colonize us after two hundred and something fucking
years. My husband
says English men are really horny.
CINDY
I think if I were you I’d try the Irish next time.
BETH
Maybe I will do that. Maybe next time try the Irish. Except
that I’m really
in love with James. I am. I’m in love. And it’s terrible
Cindy. I’ve taken
the insurance money from that car crash I had and I bought
him ticket to New
York.
CINDY
Does he know this?
BETH
It’s for his birthday. He’s going to be fifty. He’s
desperate and depressed.
He can’t turn me down.
CINDY
Look what I learned, I want to show you something. Just a
minute. I’m going
to put a number on the jukebox.
SHE EXITS A BEAT. BETH PUTS HER HEAD DOWN ON THE TABLE
BETH
Oh my god oh my god. How can I live without you. Feel like
I’m cut to pieces
and freeze dried. I wish I was dead.
GEORGE W. BUSH ENTERS. HE HOLDS A GLOBE. HE SPEAKS DIRECTLY
TO BETH
BUSH
I’m confident of my intellect. I wouldn’t be running if
I wasn’t. My job
will not be to out-think everybody in my administration. My
job will be to
assemble an administration full of very capable and bright
people. Not tell
me what to do. Make recommendations. Plus, I’m not going
to have a group of
people who say the same thing. These people don’t decide
for me. I’m going
to have to decide. I will overrule my advisers. I’ve done
that before. My job
is to get good thinkers and get the best out of them.
(SOUND OF A CHILD CRYING. GUNSHOT. SILENCE. Bush looks
tentatively off stage,
and then to the globe, then he looks Beth in the eye)
BUSH
I do need somebody to tell me where Kosovo is. I
don’t think we know the
solution to global warming yet and I don’t think we’ve
got all the facts
before we make decisions. Some of the scientists, I
believe, haven’t they
been changing their opinion a little bit on global warming?
There’s a lot of
differing opinions and before we react I think it’s best
to have the full
accounting, full understanding of what’s taking place.
Prosperity is not a
given. Governments don’t create wealth. Wealth is created
by Americans -- by
creativity and enterprise and risk-taking. I’ll never
forget the contrast
between what I learned about the free market at Harvard and
what I saw in the
closed isolation of China. Every bicycle looked the same.
People’s clothes
were all the same. A free market frees individuals to make
distinct choices
and independent decisions.
BRIEF BURST OF MACHINE GUN FIRE. PEOPLE SCREAMING. MORE
MACHINE GUN FIRE.
SILENCE.
I’m not sure the role of the United States is to go around
the world and say
this is the way it’s got to be. I want to empower people.
I want to help
people help themselves, not have government tell people what
to do.
HANK WILLIAMS “GO ON AND BREAK YOUR CRAZY HEART” PLAYS.
CINDY RETURNS AND DANCES THE TEXAS TWO STEP WITH ELABORATE
FLOURISHES. SHE
SMILES, DANCES AND REACHES FOR BETH. BETH SITS STIFFLY,
REFUSES TO MOVE. BUSH
GIVES BETH THE THUMBS UP SIGN. GESTURES SHE SHOULD DANCE.
CINDY PULLS AT HER.
CINDY
Dance with me Beth, it will make you feel better. Dance with
me. Come on. I’m
going to have a baby. Dance with me. There’s hope.
There’s hope and there’s
life. Everything is going to be okay. Come on. Come on,
I’ll show you the
steps. Toby and I took lessons together. Come on. Dance with
me and the baby.
BETH GETS UP. STIFFLY AND AWKWARDLY, SHE DANCES WITH CINDY.
BUSH DANCES IN
PLACE.
LIGHTS FADE OUT.
LIGHTS UP. NEW YORK METROPOLITAN MUSEUM
JAMES AND BETH ARE LOOKING AT PAINTINGS. THEY STAND
TOGETHER, LOOKING OUT.
JAMES COCKS HIS HEAD. MAKES A SWEEPING GESTURE
JAMES
The fluidity of line.
BETH
Yes.
HE SPINS ON HIS HEEL AND WALKS AWAY. BETH STANDS THERE
STARING AT THE
PAINTING. HE IS LOOKING AT ANOTHER PAINTING AND COMPLETELY
IGNORING HER. SHE
CONTINUES TO LOOK AT THE FIRST PAINTING BUT TURNS HER HEAD
AND TAKES SIDELONG
GLANCES AT HIM. HE IGNORES HER. SHE WALKS IN FRONT OF
ANOTHER PAINTING. HE
LOOKS AT HER OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE. AGAIN, SPINS ON
HIS HEEL AND
STARTS TO EXIT. SHE REMAINS. HE EXITS. BEAT. SHE STOPS
LOOKING AT ANYTHING.
JUST SEEMS TO SAG. THEN MOVES TO ANOTHER PAINTING. HE
RETURNS.
JAMES
I want you to see this--
BETH
Oh my god I love Balthus.
I do. I really do.
JAMES
Come see this Pizarro. It’s splendid.
BETH
I’ve seen this in books, but here it is. Here. So strange
to encounter it
now. I know it so well, it’s like an old friend, and yet,
I’ve never seen it
in person. I have so many personal associations with this
painting. I’d turn
to it, I’d look at it, when I was having trouble. I
have this in a book. I
keep it near my desk. That little girl has such demonic
power.
HE WALKS AWAY, COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED.
JAMES
Come look at this.
BETH
What is it?
JAMES
Pizzaro. Look. Time just stops. You look right into it,
there is the moment.
Outside of time. Eternity.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
Diffusion of light. Disappearing into trees.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
You could walk right into this painting. I’ve come
all this way to see this
again. I saw it... nearly ten years ago.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
I was staying in New York with this costume designer. I was
here for a week.
And I encountered this-- Pizzarro. When you sent
the ticket Beth, I had
reservations, just fear just fear just fear just fear... but
then I
remembered this painting and I knew, this painting was
reason enough for the
trip. It is good I’ve returned. Thank you Beth.
GEORGE W BUSH ENTERS, MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH BETH. WAITS
POLITELY. GIVES HER
THE THUMBS UP SIGN AND GRINS. WHEN HE’S NOT SPEAKING
HE’S WALKING AROUND
LOOKING AT PAINTINGS. WHEN HE SPEAKS, HIS VOICE IS MIKED.
BETH
Your welcome.
JAMES
I must thank you. I never thought I’d see this
painting again. Look at those
trees. So visually potent. Look. Peering into the depths.
The perspective.
Forever.
BETH
Yes.
JAMES
We’ll buy a post card of this one. I’ll buy it for you.
BETH
Thank you.
BUSH
The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war,
thereby causing no
more war.
BETH
James.
JAMES
Mmmm.
BETH
There is a question that haunts me.
BUSH (To Beth, a near whisper)
The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
JAMES
Let’s go and see the Picassos.
BETH
James. When should I ask it? When can we talk?
JAMES
About?
BETH
Our relationship.
JAMES
Well.
BETH
Five minutes before your plane leaves? Would that be
convenient?
JAMES (laughs)
BETH
You said there was a sexual thing between you and Lucinda.
BUSH
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor
just like you like
to be liked yourself.
JAMES
No. I said she was clingy. Lucinda was my assistant. And I
was her mentor. I
am a man. She is a woman. My friendship with her was hard on
Missy. But I was
not, the father of her child.
BETH
You said there was a sexual thing. I let it go by. I thought
what you meant
was, a slight, attraction. The kind of thing that happens
every day, just a
little charge. But I have been thinking more and more about
it. What you
said. Something sexual between you and her. It seems to be
consuming ever
more space in my head, like a dark cancer eating my brain.
I’m invaded and
being eaten by these thoughts. These images I have of you in
Lucinda.
BUSH
I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the
middle class, I
think we should knock down the tollbooth.
SILENCE. JAMES STARES AT A PAINTING
BETH
She’s physically the opposite of me. She’s round.
Mashed potatoes and
butter never missed her. Shes got flesh. And sometimes
James, you have said
to me that we are so much alike, and I took it as, a
compliment, but what you
were really saying is WE’RE TOO MUCH ALIKE for you to be
sexually attracted
to me. You left my bed and went straight to Lucinda.
Didn’t you.
BUSH
It's hard to distinguish between one degree of hate and
another
JAMES
But I am sexually attracted to you. Have we not discussed
this before.
BUSH (mocking female voice)
Please don’t kill me. Please don’t kill me.
BETH
But something is wrong. Something’s very wrong.
JAMES
Maybe we should go and have lunch now? Maybe we should go
get a bottle of
wine. One each.
BETH
I want to see the Francis Bacon first okay?
JAMES
I don’t understand that.
BETH
I like Francis Bacon.
JAMES
I don’t understand that. I don’t understand you.
BUSH
I'm confident that every person has been put to death in
Texas under my watch
has been guilty of the crime charged and has had full access
to the courts.
BETH
I love Francis Bacon.
JAMES
Yes. We’ve had this conversation.
BUSH
We need to stop the exquisite sex and wholesome violence
that underscore our
children.
BETH
The vibrancy of it. The red. All the red. The screaming
Popes. The depiction
of horror. He really gets that kind of existential horror. I
can see that
you find him completely distasteful but Bacon describes
perfectly the horror
I feel. It reflects my interior. I feel as if I’ve been
turned inside out.
Like the surface of my skin is just bloody intestines. To
you I’m a talking
bloody intestine. But when I hear you talk... to me... I’m
all wet. I’m wet.
I’m sick. I’m just a little dog that follows you around.
Tears of lust pour
out my eyes. I have no control. What is
happening to me? My body has a will
of it’s own. Because you’re such a fucking bastard
James, a fucking rude
pedantic little bastard, a selfish narrow minded prig, a
clueless wimpy
loser, an abominable spineless mistake of nature, a
worthless hateful piece
of shit, a spiteful petty moronic dung beetle, not even that
James, you’re a
fucking amoeba. Revolting single celled speck of bacteria
and I hope you eat
rat poison and fall down in the gutter and roll around in
broken glass
foaming at the mouth. Because then you’d have some empathy
for me, because
that’s what I’m going to do when you leave James. That
is what happens to me
after you’re gone.
JAMES
You know what’s surprising about New York? I find it
really all looks the
same. It’s become very homogenized hasn't it? It’s not
what I expected at
all. There are basically, the same stores in every
neighborhood, the same
sort of buildings.I find it rather ugly. It’s not what I
remembered.
BETH
Thank Guiliani.
JAMES
I do see a lot more Mexicans here.
BETH
Puerto Ricans.
JAMES
It’s changed for the worse since I was here last.
Central Park was nice
however. Yes. That was nice. One could almost fall in love
with Central Park.
The weather yesterday was fantastic. One could almost say
I’ve got a tan now.
BETH
I thought it would be a vacation for you.
JAMES
I’ve never been very good at taking holidays.
BETH
It's been a disaster.
JAMES
Lucinda is a friend. She’s been a very good friend. I
don’t know if I’ve
been such a good friend to her. Now our lawyer, Janie. My
god, she’s is sexy.
But she’s married, and so: off limits. And the fourteen
year old girl next
door is so foxy, you don’t know the torment. It no fun to
be fifty, when
fourteen year old foxes prance around the lawn. I am so much
worse off than
you. I’m in a bad way.I’m fucked Beth. I’m fucked. I
just don’t express it
that’s all. That isn’t my way. But I’m worse off than
you.
BETH
Do you get-- have you not heard me say that I love you?
I love you. I am in
love with you.
JAMES
Don’t be. Don’t be. I’m really not worth it. Where do
you want to go now
Beth? We could go and see the Sumerian figures? Beth.
Have you ever read
the Epic of Gilgamesh?
SHE HUGS HIM. CLINGS TO HIM. HE LOOKS AROUND, UNCOMFORTABLE
BUT THEN PUTS HIS
ARMS AROUND HER RELUCTANTLY.
BETH
I just want to be good for you. And if I’m not good for
you then you should
tell me. Tell me. Because if I’m not good for you.
JAMES
You are good for me.
BETH
If I’m not good for you.
JAMES
You are very good for me.
BETH
I’ll go. It can be over. You just have to tell me. Because
I’m afraid... The
moment It isn’t good for you. Tell me.
JAMES
Dont hurt yourself. Don’t get hurt. Don’t get hurt.
BETH
The moment I start to be... feel like a burden. The moment
you dont. I can’t
stand it if you don’t want me. Oh my god oh my god, like
my heart is ripped
out. I just wish the ground would open up and swallow me. I
just want to die,
want to vaporize.
JAMES
That is simply just not an option for you. Let me...
let me get you some
tissue.
JAMES EXITS
BUSH SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO BETH.
BUSH
Our priorities is our faith.
BETH
I hate you. Alcoholic. Wallow in gloom. Shouldn’t
drink when you’re
depressed. Everybody knows that. Alcohols a depressant
IDIOT.
BUSH
This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people.
BETH
Go back to your wife and your fleshy assistant. I hate you.
BUSH
My fellow citizens,
BETH
Fuckhead.
BUSH
I like interfacing with them.
BETH
Oh my god I want to die. He keeps running away.
He just keeps running away
from me..
BUSH
Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and
don't do it, that's
trustworthiness.
BETH
Keep drinking like this and your liver will explode. Do you
know what that
looks like? It's ugly. It's ugly. You prefer an exploding
liver to me. He
prefers an exploding liver to me. Oh my god.
JAMES RETURNS WITH A TISSUE.
JAMES
Here we go.
HE HANDS IT TO HER. SHE WIPES HER FACE. BLOWS HER NOSE.
BETH
Can we just go back to Cindy’s apartment. I can’t take
anymore public scenes.
JAMES
Let’s find a somewhere to eat.
BETH
Its too embarrassing to eat in restaurants and cry. I
can’t do it anymore.
Can we just go back to Cindy’s.
JAMES
There’s no food.
BETH
We'll stop at the market.
JAMES
There’s just a stale bag of crisps. Though, she has a soft
bed. Nice pictures
of her.
BETH
I hope you can meet her sometime. Next time you come back.
BUSH
There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There
needs to be
townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge
country.
BETH
I can stay with you tonight. I’ve invented an alibi.
JAMES
Maybe you shouldn’t.
BUSH
I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I
mean, yeah it's
right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it.
I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced
interracial dating. I
denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry. Put the 'off'
button on.
BETH
Please let me stay with you. You’re going in the morning.
You’re going in
the morning.
BUSH
I think we agree, the past is over.
BETH
Please?
JAMES
Lets go have a drink.
JAMES EXITS
BETH
I’ve got to make him stop drinking.
BUSH
This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a
lot.
BETH
He’s going to drink himself to death.
BUSH
I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.
OFF, SOUND OF SOMEONE BEING STRUCK IN THE SKULL, ACCOMPANIED
BY A BELLOWING
SCREAM.
BUSH
States should have the right to enact reasonable laws and
restrictions
particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life
that otherwise
could live.
BETH STARTS TO LEAVE. BUSH TAKES HER HAND, SHAKES IT WARMLY.
BUSH
When it is all said and done, I will have made more money
than I ever dreamed
I would make.
BETH STAYS THERE LOOKING AT BUSH. SHE FALLS DOWN,
COLLAPSES ON HER KNEES AND
HOLDS HERSELF.
BLACK OUT
IN DARK, CINDY'S VOICE OVER, A SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL:
LIGHTS COME UP ON
JAMES AND CINDY IN CINDY'S APARTMENT... CINDY HAS JUST COME
IN WITH HER SUITCASE. JAMES SITS ON THE BED
CINDY
She is very good with Rabbits.
JAMES
Yes, so talented with Rabbits. She can make them do
anything.
CINDY
And are you in rabbit training as well?
JAMES
Oh no. Not at all. I’m a magician. She has done some
rabbits for me.
CINDY
A real magician?
JAMES PULLS A LONG COLORFUL SCARF FROM HER EAR.
CINDY
Oh. Oh my dear.
HE MAKES A BOUQUET OF ROSES APPEAR FROM HIS SLEEVE.
CINDY
You’re so brilliant.
JAMES
I suppose I should get a hotel for the night. I leave in the
morning. I--
it’s better if I don’t call Beth.
CINDY
No. It’s no trouble. My return was unexpected. I’ve got
a futon. Beth is
crazy about you.
JAMES
Beth’s been a good friend. I haven’t been such a good
friend to her, but
she’s been good to me.
CINDY
You use trained rabbits then?
JAMES
Oh yes.
CINDY
How disappointing.
JAMES
How else can one make them jump into the hat.
CINDY
And you make them stay inside a hidden compartment.
JAMES
No hidden compartment.
CINDY
Oh come on.
JAMES
I make them disappear. I’m genuine. If I had a rabbit
here, I’d show you.
CINDY
And do you never get them back again?
JAMES
One must go through many many rabbits. I used to travel with
a lorry full of
rabbits. But it’s difficult traveling with rabbits these
days. Fuel is
outrageous.
CINDY
Where do you perform?
JAMES
I’ve done the round of avant garde clubs, and the regional
circuit as well,
but lately. It seems to be... magic is decadent now, it’s
somehow devolved
into... children’s parties. If that. If that. Because they
don’t like it,
you see they don’t like it when the rabbit disappears.
What they really all,
what they all want to see is the rabbit, they want to touch
it and pet it and
watch it hop around; but when it disappears, they
don’t like that at all.
CINDY
Why don’t you just make it reappear then?
JAMES
I’m not a traveling petting zoo. If I was in it for the
money, that’s what
I’d do, but for a magician. Can’t do that mind you. No.
I’ve been in this
business nigh on thirty years, I’ve done this, this is my
art and my craft. I
won’t stoop to making the rabbit reappear so sticky little
hands can dirty
it’s fur. The disappearance is-- it’s a sacred routine.
It’s a ritual. I
wish people could only understand that. It’s the most
personal thing I do.
That ritual. Making something familiar go away. And it is
difficult, so
difficult now, because magic-- has rather become all about
stunts. Naked
women jumping from helicopters. Or fire works or holograms.
My costumes don’t
sparkle. No. I wear the traditional black.
CINDY
I see. That’s very compelling.
JAMES
You look splendidly fetching tonight. Beth didn’t tell me
she had such a
stunningly attractive friend. I... really, perhaps I
shouldn’t trouble you.
CINDY
Oh you’re no trouble. I wish you would stay. You don’t
mind if I open this
bottle of wine?
JAMES
Not at all.
CINDY
And how do you like New York?
JAMES
I think New York is quite beautiful tonight.
CINDY
I do have a nice view.
JAMES
Yes, you certainly do.
CINDY
I’m really quite glad you’ve turned up James. It’s
silly but I...
JAMES
Are you alright love?
CINDY
I’m just at the mercy of so many forces. So many forces.
JAMES
Well hang on there. Have a glass of wine and tell me about
it.
CINDY
Oh no. I can’t talk about it no. It’s everything. Life
is complicated.
JAMES
It is. Yes, it is complicated yes.
CINDY
This is a strange time to be in America.
JAMES
Yes it is.
CINDY
But, very historic. Apocalyptic.
JAMES
Well.
Yes. I have read of this president. This. President Elect.
Dubya it seems.
CINDY
Dubya. Yes. I myself have just flown in from Texas. Do you
know what his work
day was like when he was governor? This fabulous article in
Vanity Fair, by
Gail Sheehy, the woman who writes about mid life crisis’.
JAMES
Yes.
CINDY
He can’t concentrate for more than ten minutes.He works
for three hours, then
he goes running on the track. Then he comes back and plays
video golf or
computer solitaire from one until three. He starts work
again and he quits
right at five. It’s not that he’s the stupidest man in
Texas, I’ve just come
from there. There are many just as stupid, but this does
feel like the end of
the world.
JAMES
It would seem that way love.
CINDY
And I think it’s all just gotten to me. And I wish
something would enter me
and make it go away. I long for something to make it all
melt and disappear.
JAMES
Having a difficult time of it are you?
CINDY
Yes.
JAMES
I’m having a hard time myself.
CINDY
I feel so disoriented James. I feel so much despair.
JAMES
You’re much too pretty to be so despairing.
CINDY
Am I? Am I?
JAMES
Of course you are love.
CINDY
I feel like the ground is falling out beneath me.
JAMES
I too have this problem. This problem with my ear.
CINDY
I’m sorry. Do you mind if I... think I’ll have a hot
bath and good cry.
JAMES
Dont cry Cindy. Give me your foot.
CINDY
My foot?
JAMES
I trained as an accupressurist you know. Massage therapy.
Past life
regression. I’ve done hypno soul regeneration, but my
specialty is feet.
These are nice shoes. Oh my, you have lovely toes.
HE’S TAKEN HER SHOE OFF, HE HOLDS HER FOOT. SHE SITS ON
THE GROUND, HIKES HER
SKIRT SLIGHTLY. HE VIGOROUSLY MASSAGES HER FOOT
CINDY
Oh my god. Oh my god that is so good.
JAMES
But I sense some energy blockage right here. Feel that
pain?
CINDY
Ohhh...yeah.
JAMES
You do feel it. I’m right. What is that. What is that...
this is the liver...
this is the heart, over here, these are the lungs. But here.
Right here.
CINDY
Ohhh.
JAMES
I get a sense of, blocked energy and pain.
CINDY
And sorrow.
JAMES
Sorrow.
CINDY
Yes Sorrow. It’s bad.
JAMES
You so, do not deserve sorrow my dear. You don’t
deserve sorrow.
HE BRINGS HER TOES UP TO HIS MOUTH AND SUCKS.
LIGHTS OUT.
IN DARK, SOUND OF A WOMAN’S ORGASMIC CRY. LIGHTS FADE UP
DIM. BODIES MOVING
BENEATH BLANKETS. A MAN’S GROAN OF RELEASE. SOUND OF
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR.
SEX SOUNDS STOP.
BETH (off)
James?
James? Are you in there?
SOUND OF KNOCKING INTENSIFIES, THEN THE SOUND OF A KEY IN
THE LOCK. JAMES
GETS UP WITH THE SHEET WRAPPED AROUND HIM. GOES INTO THE
BATHROOM AND SHUTS
THE DOOR. THE ENTRY DOOR FLIES OPEN AND BETH APPEARS, FLIPS
ON THE LIGHTS.
CINDY ON THE BED IS GRABBING A ROBE AND QUICKLY PUTTING IT
OVER HER NAKED
BODY.
BETH
Cindy?
CINDY
Oh hullo doll.
BETH
Is... I didn’t know you would be back. Where’s James?
CINDY
Uh. Yes.
BETH
Is James here?
CINDY
Uh yes. He just came. I just came. I mean, we arrived. I
just got here.
BETH
What’s going on?
SHE SEES JAMES’ CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR.
James?
BETH
Cindy, have you been fucking someone?
GOES TO THE BATHROOM DOOR.
BETH
James?
JAMES (FROM BEHIND THE CLOSED DOOR)
Oh. Hello Beth.
BETH
Oh you fucker. You hateful stupid cad.
JAMES (from behind the closed door)
I believe the full term is a cad and a bounder, however, I
will accept the
appellation.
BETH
What did you say?
JAMES (from behind the closed door)
I will accept the appellation.
BETH
I’m going to grind your face into hamburger.
CINDY
Don’t be angry.
BETH
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You fucking slut.
You were fucking
her? I’ve never known someone so idiotic.
CINDY
Please, please stop.
BETH
(to James)
You know what you are? You’re a tape worm James. A tape
worm impersonating a
human. But now I see your little white head emerging.
JAMES
Please stop.
BETH
Now you’ve shown your ugly white head, you flat fucking
worm. You revolting
parasite.
JAMES
I can’t hear this Beth. You are making me cry. You make me
want to jump off a
building.
BETH
Let’s go find a building. I’ll give you a push.
JAMES
I can’t listen to this.
BETH
You’re dumb James Dumb. You are so goddamn dumb! What an
idiot. You are such
a stupid asshole. All this time I’ve been in love
with a worm.
JAMES
I’m not a worm.
BETH
With a worm Cindy. You just fucked a worm. How does it feel
to fuck a fucking
worm Cindy.
(back to James)
You have tormented me enough!
SOUND OF WATER RUNNING
BETH
How could you do that to me?
CINDY
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’ve been in so much pain. I’m
in pain Beth. Do you
know what that is?
BETH
No.
CINDY
I just thought that I could find out what his problem was
and it might be of
help.
BETH
What problem?
JAMES OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
CINDY
You know, his “problem” the “problem. The
problem you had, where, he
couldn’t --
(she searches for the word)
Ejaculate.
You mentioned he couldn’t ejaculate.
BETH
Yes.
And did he?
CINDY
One moment, I must, before I leak...
CINDY PULLS A BUCKET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED. SHE SQUATS OVER
IT.
CINDY
This is rather intimate...oh... but I don’t want to leak
all over the bed.
SOUND OF GREAT MASSES OF FLUID GUSHING INTO THE BUCKET.
CINDY
Ahhh.
BETH
Oh my god.
CINDY
Oh my, oh yes, there are gallons of it Beth. How could I
have all that inside
me? Ahh... One more... there it goes, like a river
SOUND OF MORE FLUID GUSHING OUT
I hope that was it. Could you hand me that box of
tissue there doll?
(BETH DOES. CINDY WIPES HERSELF WITH A TISSUE)
CINDY
One just has to take a look at all that. It’s an ocean.
There’s an ocean
there Beth.
BETH AND CINDY STAND AND STARE INTO THE BUCKET, EXAMINING
IT.
CINDY
Now, some of that’s left over from my last go with
Toby, but vast quantities
of that are from James.
SHE GESTURES TO THE BATHROOM DOOR.
And it’s really quite a fantastic feeling, my god, it’s
like a fire hose
inside you.
BETH PICKS UP THE BUCKET, STAGGERS UNDER IT’S WEIGHT,LIFTS
AND DUMPS IT ON
CINDY’S HEAD.
BETH
You stupid hateful disgusting slut. You cow. I HATE
YOU JAMES. God damn it,
I’m really going to kick you James.
CINDY
Oh my god Beth please stop. You don’t understand, you just
don’t understand.
He did such wonderful magic tricks. Please don’t.
My life is so debased, it’s true. There’s nothing left,
nothing.
SHE FALLS SOBBING AND DRENCHED TO THE GROUND.
CINDY
You have no idea, what I’ve been through, what’s
happened. And he was just
there and he’s nice.
BETH
What would TOBY think about this?
CINDY (sobbing, gasping)
Toby’s wife... just found all my emails to him. She just
found it. All of our
email. Imagine. Her reading. Our private. Correspondence. So
Toby said, it
was best that I leave, that I leave there. Oh my god. I’m
sure he’s going to
leave her but I have got to give him .... time. What’s
going to happen to me.
I’m rotting. Im rotting, from the inside out. I know that
what I’ve done to
you was wrong but... Beth. Oh Beth, It just felt so good.
I’m sorry. I’m
sorry I had sex with your magician. It’s just, it’s just
that I’m terribly
upset.
BETH
James, would you open the fucking door?
CINDY
What if he turns and goes back to his wife. It will kill him
Beth, that will
be the end of him, you see?
BETH (to the door)
Fucking rodent! Spineless coward, come out.
CINDY
If she gets her claws in, he’ll never recover.
BETH (to the door)
Pathetic wimp. Emotional retard. Termite. Mutant. I hate you
so much.
CINDY
Beth, I’m in a very bad way.
BETH (to the door)
Come out now James. At least have the guts to look me in the
eye.
CINDY
And James was so warm, he was really a dear. I just needed
it Beth. I needed
it so bad.
BETH
I’m calm now I’m calm so it’s safe to come out. Come
out, would you James?
And we’ll just have a talk. Or we won’t. How about that?
We’ll never speak
of this again. Open the door and we’ll never speak of this
again.
CINDY
James?! I think it is perfectly safe.
BETH
Just open the door, we’ll never speak of this again.
SILENCE.
CINDY
James? James? She’s not going to hurt you. She said that
she would but she
was just bluffing. She’s not going to hit you or kick you
now James. She’s
calm now. She’s calm.
BETH
It’s true. I’ve calmed down. I promise. Come out and all
will be forgiven.
Come out James. It was all my fault anyway. Don’t speak to
me for as long as
you live, if that’s what you want but it’s time to come
out now.
CINDY
What if he’s had a heart attack?
BETH
James?
Oh my god.
Get me a screwdriver.
CINDY GETS A SCREWDRIVER. THE TWO WOMEN WORK AT PRYING OPEN
THE DOOR.
SUCCESS
THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN,
A WHITE RABBIT HOPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
BETH STARES IN HORROR. CINDY SCOOPS IT UP. THEY LOOK AT IT.
BETH
James?
LIGHTS OUT. IN DARK BUSH SPEAKS:
BUSH
God does not forbid women to be leaders in society, but when
that occurs it's
usually because of the abdication of men . . . . I would
vote for a woman for
the presidency, but, again, there's a certain shame
attached.
SPOT LIGHT UP ON THE RABBIT IN IT’S CAGE. SPOT UP ON BUSH.
HE SPEAKS TO THE
RABBIT.
BUSH
Why don't you have a man who's able to step forward?
There ought to limits to freedom.
We have struggle to not proceed but to preceed to the future
of a nation's
child. I know how hard it is to put food on one’s family.
Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after
you go out and help
us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good
Americans to vote, and
while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm
the one, when I
put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible,
that day when they
swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear
to not—to uphold
the laws of the land. Families is where our nation finds
hope, where wings
take dream. How true that is.
BUSH PICKS UP THE RABBIT IN IT’S CAGE.
BUSH
Let’s go buddy.
HE EXITS WITH THE RABBIT.
BETH ENTERS WITH CINDY. SHE PUTS CINDY IN BED. CINDY IS
WEAK, SHE WEARS A
HOSPITAL GOWN AND A ROBE, HER HAIR IS PULLED BACK. SHE LOOKS
PALE.
BETH
I’m so sorry.
CINDY
It’s better this way. I couldn’t do that to Toby.
It’s just not the right
time.
We’ll have a child in the future, but this isn’t...
BETH
Are you in pain?
CINDY
No. But give me my codeine please.
BETH
I’m so sorry. My god. This is terrible Cindy. I feel so
sad.
CINDY
We’ll have a baby. We will. Toby so, he so loves children.
He loves them.
Loves babies. And I’m only thirty two. There’s time.
BETH
I thought you were thirty eight.
CINDY
Not at all. I’m thirty two.
BETH
You’re the same age as me Cindy. Thirty eight.
CINDY
You’re confused.
BETH
Okay.
CINDY
We’ll have a baby someday. What did you do with the
rabbit?
BETH
I air expressed it back to Missy. I hope she takes good care
of it. I wrote
her a note, that, this rabbit was special, very special to
all of us.
CINDY
Oh, he was a special rabbit. He was.
Shall we watch the inauguration speech?
BETH
I heard a joke the other day... “My parents retired to
Florida and all I got
was this lousy president.
CINDY
Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha...ow christ. fuck. Can I have some more
codeine please? More
codeine? Beth?
BETH
You’ve gone through all that. Have a Valium.
CINDY
Fine.
BETH
Do you mind if I have one too?
CINDY
Go ahead Doll.
BETH AND CINDY OPEN A BOTTLE OF VALIUM. THEY CHEW THEM LIKE
CANDY ONE AFTER THE OTHER AS BETH TURNS ON THE REMOTE.
LIGHTS OUT.
THE END.
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